Thursday, March 13, 2008

Walk without rhythm, it won't attract the worm.

The danger of having Fatboy Slim playing on the ipod while running is that one is tempted beyond resistance to bust out some Christopher Walken moves.



If that doesn't scare off the stalkers,* I don't know what will.



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* And by stalkers I mean shady nighttime baddies, would-be rapists, etc.

4 comments:

Lisa B. said...

You don't look like Walken, but you have the long legs--you could get loose. Also--can you fly? Wish I could fly.

brian said...

Wow - yeah flying would possibly be a better way to discourage, or at least avoid the stalkers.

Renaissance Girl said...

No flying, alas, though I'm pretty good with the puppy-paw hand action he's got going on. The real stuff starts when I'm listening to OK Go on the treadmill.

Anonymous said...

I SECRETLY PRACTICE THIS DANCE AT HOME..... WHEN I'M ALONE.... AND THE BLINDS ARE CLOSED.....

Now ask yourself this question, if no one ever sees me, who's to say i CAN'T fly?!?!?!?!?

-Jebus